bakuraryou:

i believe in equality, if we have a 5 day week of school, we should have 5 day weekends as well

beylenciaga:

beyoncé honestly just likes to play dress-up she be posting all these my life updates but then she never goes anywhere, there are no candid paparazzi pictures and you know she don’t like people……..she really just clowning around having a runway show in her 100-room labyrinth ass house for shits and giggles

verycooltrash:

harryslittlebeast:

lydiogames:

lydiogames:

tumblr is the only social media site where it’s completely useless to have a lot of followers

God bless whoever wrote that comment

bastille:

Why the fuck would you go big when u can go home

cyberscully:

as a procrastinating overachiever i feel like i don’t necessarily “half-ass” things, it’s more like a “3/4 ass”. like overall did i do pretty well? yeah. did i reach my maximum potential though? i think the fuck Not.

cogging:

my friend told me how electricity is measured and i was like watt

pajamaben:

stealing is a crime AND drugs is a crime too BUT if you steal drugs the two crimes cancel out and it is like basically doing a good. trust me i am a lawyerman